Lipstick on My Fork

flirty · gluttonous · decadent

No recipes here. Just me, a reservation, and zero restraint — eating my way through the restaurant scene, lipstick intact.

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The premise

I eat out like it's a love affair.

This is the loud one. Where SZND is my garden and my kitchen, Lipstick on My Fork is the night out — the splurge, the spectacle, the plate I'd cross town for.

Honest takes on the spots worth your appetite (and the ones that aren't). Decadent, a little flirty, never apologetic. If it left a mark on my napkin, you'll hear about it.

The scoring

Rated in lip prints.

One kiss to five. Because stars are for the timid.

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One

Wipe it off. Not worth the lipstick.

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Two

Fine. You won't write home.

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Three

Solid. I'd go back hungry.

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Four

Swoon. Bring a date worth it.

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Five

I'd skip home-cooking for a month.

From the table

The reviews live on Substack.

New bites, honest takes, and the occasional kitchen confession — delivered with a full mouth and a red lip.

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